Thick AF Realistic Dildo Sex Toy Review

About the 2.67" Diameter Huge Thick Realistic Dildo

You're not on just any sex toy review site! You're in my personal toybox of toys I love, trust and have vetted - the vast majority of which were purchased by myself or my partner. 

My scoring system is SUPER personal to my needs and preferences as a low-executive function girly with ADHD. This means I'm not typically interested in measuring toys or decibel levels, ask questions in the comments!

Oh and when you buy through my links, I may earn a commission. All opinions expressed here are my own, and this particular toy was purchased by my partner.

Scoring

I've never seen more realistic coloring on a dildo. No idea how they did that with the most unrealistically sized dildo of all time - it's HUGE!

My lovely partner got this for me as a surprise gift totally unprompted, did not have anything like this on my radar. I actually thought it was a joke! Then it very quickly (like same night) became not a joke. If you can get there - it's amazing.

ADHD-Proof* Score: 70/100

Okay. So. I'm taking off points here not because of the toy itself, the material and design is pretty easy to clean compared with other realistic dildos.

The reason I'm taking points off in the ADHD section is that this thing is huge! Alot of warmup is required to do it right if you're not used to this everyday. This has sometimes resulted in me getting to eager/impatient for my own good and rushing it - other ADHDers may relate. I do looove the super full feeling when I can get there but it takes alot of time and concentrated relaxation to get there, seeking something slightly smaller than this personally!

*By ADHD-Proof, I basically mean "me"-proof. Or how suitable this is for my lifestyle and brain as a kinky human with ADHD (this is my personal toybox after-all). When I buy toys I'm looking for low-maintenance materials, easy to clean design, limited components to keep track of, stuff like that. That's what this score is referring to. 

Stimulation Score: 100/100

When you can get there and relaxed and lubey, this will touch parts of your insides you didn't know were there! It's eye-rolling amazing. . Get it here

Technical Specs

Get it wet!! It's pretty hard to fully coat this with a runny lube (too much surface area, not enough time before it rolls off), so something slightly viscous and with some cushion is the way to go. A hybrid lube helps KEEP it wet which is major, too! Do not skimp on the lube here. You'll feel it the next day.