Satisfyer Men Heat Vibration Male Masturbator Sex Toy Review

Last modified on May 18, 2024

My daddy dom’s first sex toy (after me, teehee) 🫶🏻

This is a masturbating cup that heats up! It also vibrates, or you can use the vibrating/suction features separately. We call it the meat heater.

About the Men Heat Vibration

My Rating:

Toy: 

Men Heat Vibration

Brand: 

Satisfyer

Price (in USD):

$48

Where to buy:

You're not on just any sex toy review site! You're in my personal toybox of toys I love, trust and have vetted - the vast majority of which were purchased by myself or my partner. 

My scoring system is SUPER personal to my needs and preferences as a low-executive function girly with ADHD. This means I'm not typically interested in measuring toys or decibel levels, ask questions in the comments!

Oh and when you buy through my links, I may earn a commission. All opinions expressed here are my own, and this particular toy was purchased by myself.

Scoring

Emma's Rating: 4.5/5

Just a note on materials - usually I recommend to avoid plastic materials which I still do for insertable toys. This toy has some hard plastic bits. However, this is not an insertable toy and the hard plastic is on the exterior which never touch your genitals when in use anyways.

ADHD-Proof* Score: 70/100

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Waterproof and easy to clean, but it does take some time to heat up. Meaning you can't impulsively start using it and hop right into it warmed up, you need to let it "preheat".

*By ADHD-Proof, I basically mean "me"-proof. Or how suitable this is for my lifestyle and brain as a kinky human with ADHD (this is my personal toybox after-all). When I buy toys I'm looking for low-maintenance materials, easy to clean design, limited components to keep track of, stuff like that. That's what this score is referring to. 

Stimulation Score: 80/100

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DD loves the heating and likes the vibrating, but this is a "one size fits all" situation and depending on your size it won't fully fit your member. You're going to use this as a stroker so the stimulation is really up to you. . Get it here

Technical Specs

Lube Compatibility

Water-Based

Silicone-Based

Hybrid

Key:

  • = compatible
  • = not compatible

DD recommends lubing up your dick first with a "healthy dollop" before getting into the stroker.

Waterproof?

Yes

Anal Safe?

No

Warranty?

Covered by Satisfyer's 15 year warranty

Charging Time

3.5 hours

Use Time

1 hour

DD says when it dies it's pretty abrupt!

Report Card

Satisfyer "Men Heat Vibration"


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