Last modified on May 19, 2024
The desert island dildo. Realistic texture + an anything but realistic and super whimsical rainbow confetti splashes make for the absolute PERFECT silicone schlong experience. This comes in 2 sizes - I'm reviewing the 7 inch.
If you're familiar with my toybox/life or just general obsessed with the Unbound Babes "Puff" (review here) - this is the PERFECT companion toy in my opinion! They even look so cute next to each other. We're one big happy family, what can I say?
About the Realistic Clear Dildo
Toy:
Realistic Clear Dildo
Brand:
Louviva
Price (in USD):
$18
Where to buy:
You're not on just any sex toy review site! You're in my personal toybox of toys I love, trust and have vetted - the vast majority of which were purchased by myself or my partner.
My scoring system is SUPER personal to my needs and preferences as a low-executive function girly with ADHD. This means I'm not typically interested in measuring toys or decibel levels, ask questions in the comments!
Oh and when you buy through my links, I may earn a commission. All opinions expressed here are my own, and this particular toy was purchased by someone else.
Scoring
My favorite dildo - for real. PLUS it has rainbow confetti inside?! Widens in the ~best~ way inside, the soft suction cup can mount to nearly any smooth surface (including a bald head, only half kidding!), my partner instinctively asks "do you want me to get confetti?" at the end of every creampie if I'm still horny. A dream.
ADHD-Proof* Score:
80/100
Silicone is super easy to clean, BUT (there's always a "but" in this section, hm) because of the realistic texture and dip between the balls and the suction cup, you do need to be extra diligent when cleaning to reach all the nooks and crannies. Luckily if you do miss a spot it is clear so you'll quickly see what areas you aren't reaching.
Edited to add - as a pet owner this is a slightly sticky silicone, so pet hair makes it's way on no matter what you do! Meaning you usually need to at least rinse right before play even if you cleaned it thoroughly before. Hard to blame the toy for that but alas, that's the situation.
*By ADHD-Proof, I basically mean "me"-proof. Or how suitable this is for my lifestyle and brain as a kinky human with ADHD (this is my personal toybox after-all). When I buy toys I'm looking for low-maintenance materials, easy to clean design, limited components to keep track of, stuff like that. That's what this score is referring to.
Stimulation Score:
100/100
This gets 100 on the scale of manual dildos for me! Widens in just the right ways. The balls feel uh-mazing if you're into that. . Get it here
Technical Specs
This is kind of a "sticky" silicone toy, so slippery is better! I usually use a runny water-based lube or go into a warmed up (and sometimes creampied) hole - that will do the trick too!
Louviva "Realistic Clear Dildo"
ADHD-Proof Score:
