Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review

About the Premium Sex Machine

You're not on just any sex toy review site! You're in my personal toybox of toys I love, trust and have vetted - the vast majority of which were purchased by myself or my partner. 

My scoring system is SUPER personal to my needs and preferences as a low-executive function girly with ADHD. This means I'm not typically interested in measuring toys or decibel levels, ask questions in the comments!

Oh and when you buy through my links, I may earn a commission. All opinions expressed here are my own, and this particular toy was purchased by my partner.

Scoring

If I had to choose a way to die, this would be it. Simply heavenly to be able to control the EXACT speed, depth, angle of your penetration.

You can use this solo to stimulate the real thing, but TBH I love using this with my partner around. Usually he fucks me and then sets me up with this when he's done. Then I'm free to rim him, hold onto his leg, or simply play by myself while he can clean up knowing I'm being satisfied in the other room. I love this thing and you will too!

ADHD-Proof* Score: 70/100

This is literally a machine, so there is some maintenance. You'll need to grease it every 3 months (luckily my daddy dom takes care of that for me).

I'll also note that unless you intend to keep this out all the time, there is some setup time to get it going and then to position it how you want it during playtime.

*By ADHD-Proof, I basically mean "me"-proof. Or how suitable this is for my lifestyle and brain as a kinky human with ADHD (this is my personal toybox after-all). When I buy toys I'm looking for low-maintenance materials, easy to clean design, limited components to keep track of, stuff like that. That's what this score is referring to. 

Stimulation Score: 100/100

This thing is INTENSE! You also have accute control, with 100 speed settings (1-100). You'll need to be very conscious to keep your toy lubricated to prevent microtears - seriously!. Get it here

Technical Specs

This is the lube compatibility for the silicone dildo that comes with the toy. If you use a different attachment, the lube compatibility may be different. Another note - I strongly prefer to use hybrid lube with this toy because with the speed capacity water-based lube can disappear even faster than usual.

This is a plug-in toy so you'll need to be able to access an outlet. The remote takes batteries if you choose to use it!