Last modified on May 19, 2024
Don't be fooled by the name and marketing, this silly egg-shaped treat is nothing like a tongue but it IS a novel, fun experience when you wanna mix it up!
About the Flutter Tongue
Brand:
Blush Aria
Price (in USD):
$39
Where to buy:
You're not on just any sex toy review site! You're in my personal toybox of toys I love, trust and have vetted - the vast majority of which were purchased by myself or my partner.
My scoring system is SUPER personal to my needs and preferences as a low-executive function girly with ADHD. This means I'm not typically interested in measuring toys or decibel levels, ask questions in the comments!
Oh and when you buy through my links, I may earn a commission. All opinions expressed here are my own, and this particular toy was purchased by myself.
Scoring
It's a unique type of sensation compared to what else is on the market, I usually pair this with other toys! Or stuff it in my buttcheeks for a little rimming simulation, it is a tiny little guy though so your mileage may vary with how doable that is for ya.
ADHD-Proof* Score:
30/100
Okay maybe I'm being hard on this. So it is water-resistant, silicone, and rechargeable. So that does tick alot of "easy maintenance" boxes. HOWEVER. I've spoiled myself by being super picky to the point where I have some complaints.
The main 2 issues are the hard "cap" you need to keep. It's just a loose part. Granted you could probably just get rid of it, if you don't mind the egg vibe going out the window. AND I'm a little nervous washing it, because the dark purple bit is hard plastic and only water resistant. There's also just lots of nooks and crannies to get into so cleanup isn't fool-proof.
*By ADHD-Proof, I basically mean "me"-proof. Or how suitable this is for my lifestyle and brain as a kinky human with ADHD (this is my personal toybox after-all). When I buy toys I'm looking for low-maintenance materials, easy to clean design, limited components to keep track of, stuff like that. That's what this score is referring to.
Stimulation Score:
60/100
Even when this thing is on and going as strong as it can, it's just a different type of sensation that it doesn't feel too crazy on it's own. . Get it here
Technical Specs
A thick lube makes a hilarious sound when the tongue starts going, heads up! I prefer a slightly runny water-based lube with this one.
It also comes with it's own charging cable you need to use - annoying. I eventually lost it and now I have to balance a universal magnetic charger *just so* to get it to charge.
Blush Aria "Flutter Tongue"
ADHD-Proof Score:
